Rip Taylor is God lyrics

Hey! Da dee dada dee da da
This is Rip Taylor
Hey there sprinkle genies!
Haha!
Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population
Hah!
Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY!
Woo
But seriously, don't you think it's time we had a female president
With big gazooms Tatee tattoo tees
Tatta ta too tatas
Baba bing bangs
Big jugs, get it
Hello Dolly
Is this microphone on Hello Anybody out there can they hear me
Somebody call my agent, my hair is lifting!
Please, what am I doing here
You're probably saying to yourself
"Why the HELL would a comedic virtuoso like, Rip Taylor,
want anything to do with those half-witted white trash crotch
goblins The Bloodhound Gang"
Oh! Well listen folks, the answer is very simple..
Haha... American cashito, dollareenies, no cheques!
They paid me you hiney hopper why else
Oh I'm getting moist!
I mean come on, let's face it kids, pardon me... but they are
a bunch of knuckleheads!