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Gaston lyrics

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Gaston: Richard White
Lefou: Jesse Corti

MAURICE: Help! Someone help me!
INNKEEPER : Maurice?
MAURICE: Please! Please! I need your help!
He's got her, he's got her locked in the
MAURICE: Belle! We must go! Not a minute to lose!
GASTON: Whoa! Slow down Maurice! Who's got Belle locked in
a dungeon?
MAURICE: A Beast! A horrible, monstrous Beast!
BEERDRINKER ONE: Is it a big Beast?
BEERDRINKER TWO: With a long, ugly snout?
MAURICE: Hideously ugly!
BEERDRINKER THREE: And sharp, cruel fangs?
MAURICE: Yes, yes! Will you help me?
GASTON: All right, old man. We'll help you out.
MAURICE: You will? Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
[Maurice is expelled]
INKEEPER: Crazy old Maurice!
BEERDRINKER ONE: He's always good for a laugh.
GASTON: Crazy old Maurice. Hmmmmm. Crazy old Maurice. Hmm.

Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking.

A dangerous pastime,

I know.
But that wacky old coot is Belle's father,
and his sanity's only so-so .
Now the wheels in my head have been turning,
since I looked at that loony old man.
See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle,
and right now I'm evolving a plan!

(to Lefou)
If I .... (whisper) ...
Then we'd ... (whisper) ...
Would she?
... (whisper) ... Guess!
I get it!

Let's go!
No one plots like Gaston,
Takes cheap shots like Gaston,
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston.

Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful

As down to the depths you descend

I won't even be mildly remorseful

Just as long as you get what you
Want in the end!

Who has brains like Gaston?

Entertains like Gaston?

Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
So his marriage we soon will be celebrating!
My, what a guy!

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