Merry Men lyrics

Written by Kirby Tepper, Andrew Adamson, and Conrad Vernon

Ta, da, da, da, da, da, whoo
I steal from the rich and give to the needy
He takes a wee percentage, but I'm not greedy
I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good
What a guy, ha-ha, Monsieur Hood
Break it down

I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he's basically saying is he likes to get...paid

So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush
That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad
When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad
He's mad, he's really mad
Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart
Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to staaar