The Nips Are Getting Bigger lyrics

Started out just drinking beer
Didn't know how or why or what I was doing there
Just a couple more made me feel a little better
Believe me when I tell you it was nothing to do with the letter

Ran right out of beer I took a look into the larder
No bones nothing I'd better go and get something harder
Back in a flash I started on a dash of Jamaica rum
Me and pat malone drinking on our own

Woah, oh, the nips are getting bigger
Woah, yeah, the nips are getting bigger
Woah, oh, the nips are getting bigger
Yeah, they're getting bigger

Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals are doing to my brain doesn't worry me
Enough to stop me from doing it again
Wiping out brain cells by the millions but I don't care
It doesn't worry me even though I ain't got a lot to spare