Garageland lyrics

 
Song Details
Artist(s)Mental As Anything
Album(s)Garáge

I'm Sales Manager, Kitchenware, it's not as bad as it sounds
I wear a suit, the girls are cute, I push them all around
I got a nice house, I only go out to work real late at functions
I got a new car, as neat as a pin, it goes when I get in

Help me Jesus

I'm never alone in my cosy home, got a radio and TV
I've got two kids, a boy and a girl, they both look just like
me

Help me Jesus, help me

Hey there I'm a salary man, I live out west in garageland
Doin' alright I'm a family man, I'm sittin' out here in
garageland

It's hot out here, I need a beer, it's a long way from the sea
There's no crime on my lawn, it's not too rough for me
There's a heat haze hanging in the dirty sky like a warm
and hairy blanket
Give a beer, a whiskey or gin, I don't care, I'll drink it

Help me Jesus, help me

Hey there I'm a salary man, I live out west in garageland
Doin' alright I'm a family man, I'm sittin' out here in
garageland

I'll retire with a lump sum payment, adequate pension,
la la la la la la
Somewhere nice on the mid north coast, a holiday house
a car and a boat

I'm Sales Manager, Kitchenware, it's not as bad as it sounds
I wear a suit, girls are cute, I push them all around
I'm getting so fat my wife doesn't mind we do it in the dark
Don't talk too much we've said enough, she still makes me
laugh

Help me Jesus, help me
Help me Jesus

Hey there I'm a salary man, I live out west in garageland
Doin' alright I'm a family man, I'm sittin' out here in
garageland

Hey there I'm a salary man, I live out west in garageland
Doin' alright I'm a family man, I'm sittin' out here in
garageland



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