Jesus Is My Girlfriend lyrics

Look at my hands, they're all over you.
My rusty nails stuck to you like glue.
My arms around you like audio tape.
Got a little red horn underneath this cape.
It's not dirty, it's not rude.
I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna, if I wanna get crude.
It's not filthy, it's not lewd.
I'm gonna get famous, just so that I can get sued

Guess who's my girlfriend.
Yeah, ten out of ten,
Yeah, it's Jesus, she's my girlfriend.
Wanna know who my boyfriend is?
No, nought out of ten.
Jesus ain't a man, she's my girlfriend.

Jesus is my Girlfriend.
Jesus is my Girlfriend.

It's not drink, it's not food.
It's a man in a shuttle with a tube.
I can't fly, so what, I can't cook,
can't even catch a tune with a hook.
I've been to Hong Kong and South Dakota
in a little wood plane without a motor.
Got agirl in bed, when I took it further,
Where Jamaica? No I coaxed her. H! Ha!

It's not dirty, it's not rude.
I wanna if I wanna, if I wanna, if I wanna get crude.
It's not filthy, it's not lewd.
I'm gonna get famous, just so that I can get sued

Guess who's my girlfriend.
Yeah, ten out of ten,
Yeah, it's Jesus, she's my girlfriend.
Wanna know who my boyfriend is?
No, nought out of ten.
Jesus ain't a man, she's my girlfriend.

Jesus is my Girlfriend.
Jesus is my Girlfriend.

I love her, my girlfriend. I love her, my girlfriend. I love her, my girlfriend.
Jesus is my Girlfriend. Jesus is my Girlfriend. Jesus is my Girlfriend. Jesus is my,
Jesus is my, Jesus is my Girlfriend.