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EILEEN AND RUTH
WHY, OH WHY, OH WHY, OH --
WHY DID I EVER LEAVE OHIO?
WHY DID I WANDER TO FIND WHAT LIES YONDER
WHEN LIFE WAS SO COZY AT HOME?
WOND'RING WHILE I WANDER,
WHY DID I FLY?
WHY DID I ROAM?
OH, WHY OH, WHY OH
DID I LEAVE OHIO?
MAYBE I'D BETTER GO
EILEEN RUTH HOME.
O -- H -- I -- O.
EILEEN AND RUTH
MAYBE I'D BETTER GO HOME.
RUTH
NOW LISTEN, EILEEN,
OHIO WAS STIFLING.
WE JUST COULDN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF THE PLACE,
WITH MOM SAYING -- “RUTH, WHAT NO DATE FOR THIS EVENING?”
EILEEN
AND POP WITH, “EILEEN, DO BE HOME, DEAR, BY TEN.”
RUTH AND EILEEN
UGH!
RUTH
THE GOSSIPY NEIGHBORS
AND EVERYONE YAPPING WHO'S GOING WITH WHOM --
EILEEN
AND DATING THOSE DRIPS THAT I'VE KNOWN SINCE I'M FOUR.
RUTH
THE KIWANIS CLUB DANCE.
EILEEN
ON THE BASKETBALL FLOOR.
RUTH
COUSIN MAUDE WITH HER LECTURES ON SIN --
RUTH AND EILEEN
WHAT A BORE!
EILEEN
JERRY BLACK!
RUTH
COUSIN MIN!
EILEEN
EZRA NYE!
RUTH
HANNAH FINN!
EILEEN
HOPELESS!
RUTH
BABBITY!
EILEEN
STUFFY!
RUTH
PROVINCIAL!
RUTH AND EILEEN
THANK HEAVENS WE'RE FREE!
WHY, OH WHY, OH WHY, OH --
WHY DID WE EVER LEAVE OHIO?!
WOND'RING WHILE WE WANDER,
WHY DID WE FLY?
WHY DID WE ROAM?
OH, WHY OH, WHY OH
DID WE LEAVE OHIO?
MAYBE WE'D BETTER GO
EILEEN RUTH HOME.
O -- H -- I -- O.
RUTH AND EILEEN
MAYBE WE'D BETTER GO HOME.
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