Okie From Muskogee lyrics

(Roy Edward Burris, Merle Ronald Haggard)
We don¡¯t smoke Marijuana in Muskogee
We don¡¯t take no trips on LSD
We don¡¯t burn our draft cards down on Main Street
We like living right and being free.
We don¡¯t make a party out of loving
But we like holding hands and pitching woo.
We don¡¯t let our hair grow long and shaggy
LiKe the hippies out in San Francisco do.
And I¡¯m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the Courthouse
And White Lightning¡¯s still the biggest thrill of all.
Boots are still in style manly footwear,
Beads and roman sandals won¡¯t be seen.
Football¡¯s still the roughest thing on the Campus
And the kids there still respect the College Dean.
And I¡¯m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
I swear even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the Courthouse
And White Lightning¡¯s still the biggest thrill of all,
And White Lightning¡¯s still the biggest thrill of all.