Ol' Ben Lucas lyrics

(Kinky Friedman)
Ol¡¯ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin¡¯ right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.
Well, ol¡¯ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin¡¯ right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
When it¡¯s cotton picking time in Texas,
Boys, it¡¯s booger picking time for Ben.
He¡¯d raise that finger mean and hostile
Stick it in that waitin¡¯ nostril,
Here he comes with a green one once again.

All right, pick it, Eric!
Ol¡¯ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin¡¯ right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
Everybody!
Ol¡¯ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin¡¯ right out of his nose,
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.